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today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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